I'm the rap game Buzzfeed "You know you're in your late 20's when..." list.

Seamless and Netflix
Seamless and Netflix
never going out
on the couch with my best chick
Seamless and Netflix
Seamless and Netflix
if you come to my house
I can put you on the guest list
i don't wanna go out
I wanna stay in
We're never getting anything done again
Seamless and Netflix
Seamless and Netflix
Never going out
on the couch with my best chick
 
First I go to work, then I stay at work
Then I come home, go right to sleep, and go straight back to work
And I don't mind it, I like it, I get good such perks
But I do it five times, and my eyes are tired, and my brain just fucking hurts
So I don't care that your friend has a birthday
Plus I hear they're doing work on the F train
I'll be lame and go straight home with my fiancee
We're just gonna loaf, do it all night and all day
I'ma sink into this couch, done going out, I'm not gonna move again
And you pull your iPhone out, let's figure this out, we're gonna order in
fuck everybody who says that my love and me, we cannot have it all
barbecue ribs for the third season of house of cards


When I say best chick, I don't mean that i got more chicks
I just mean that she's the bestest, she's all time, historic
And so I will call her my love, give her a back rub, and I won't get mad when
She turns the tube right on to Cloo, I fucking hate that channel
That channel, you know I hate that channel
it's monk or it's svu, you know I hate that channel
Baby, I'm just saying, you know what would be amazing
We could call ourselves some waffles and watch parks and recreation
Get shawarma and falafel, not delivered to the house
We got all the endless toppings just a block away at Maoz
New Kam Lai or Szechuan Empire 'cause I'm too lazy for cooking
And it's time for this week's Empire, damn right we're gonna root for Cookie
Drippity drop. That's a terrible song.
Cookie's the boss. Taraji P. Henson, I hope your character gets it all

Seamless and Cookie
Seamless and Cookie
Eating bad Chinese while Hakeem rides a jet ski
Seamless and Cookie 
Seamless and Cookie
Scream at the TV, saying "fuck you, boo boo kitty"
I don't want to go out
I want to stay in
I'm never getting anything done again
Seamless and Netflix
Seamless and Netflix
Never going out on the couch with my best chick